Business Office Smackdown

I had enough of Charlene Crabass and this is how I'm dealing with office gossip from now on. I'm letting them just fight it out. This is Pauline Revere and Charlene Crabass in our first official business office smackdown.



You'd think that when Waz, our "security guy" saw this on tape, he would race right down to take care of this and make sure it didn't happen again, but instead he posted it on the freakin internet. He wants to know can we have more of them, maybe make it a weekly event or something.

Then someone reported this to compliance and Sharky came by to talk to me. I thought he would be working on a formal complaint but he had a list of potential matches and wanted my input on betting odds. He wants to start gambling on the smackdowns.

CHA CHA CHERRY BOMB!!

Why this opening statement you ask?? Because I am a walking/driving BOMB waiting to explode at any second. Yes the gas nozzle hanging out of my side as something to do with it, but don’t mind the cigarette I just tossed, you are not in harms way. The gas that is spilling from the bottom of my car is not an indication that something VERY bad is about to happen, it’s just a very small hole in the actual gas tank. I face many issues that arise on my hour trip work on a daily basis. Stay tuned I am sure there are more to come…